My big question is  why can’t the toothpaste container have a lid? The first thing my sweet boyfriend William does when I bring home a fresh tube of toothpaste is to move the cap to a hidden location in our tiny bathroom. I spend days wishing I could complete my teethbrushing ritual by securing the lid. Then when I finally find it in some dirty corner I wonder where it has been during its time apart, and always it seems tainted.  So I throw it away, vowing that with the next tube I will be more vigilant.

I just showered with the hugest mosquito eater in the world and he alone knows the secret of  that which was cleaned from under my toenails.


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